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Dad-O-matic: The Top 5 Worst Halloween Treats Ever

  • Sean · 2 months ago
    Dead on with the circus peanuts & black licorice, and mildly agree with ya' on the 3 Musketeers / Almond Joy / Mounds bars. But popcorn balls are what Halloween is made for, treat-wise, to me.

    The worst treat though? Hands down, a dead tie between sugar-free gum or the toothbrush, both from the dentist down my street when I was a kid.
  • Dan Smith · 2 months ago
    I got apples from time to time. I know it was the best thing nutrition-wise to give me, but really? On Halloween?

    Also...candy corn. What is that for? Half the time the dinky little bag it comes in breaks and then you have really small pieces of candy everywhere. Tastes good, but that's about it.
  • C. Beth · 2 months ago
    Hard candy in general. Come on, pony up for some chocolate!
  • Mom · 2 months ago
    remember those peanut butter candies? I don't think they even sell that candy anymore. That stuff was so disgusting with the orange and black wrappers...